Friday, March 22, 2013

Rand Paul, The New Hybrid

Dear Rand Paul, 

I would like to take this day to salute you. You are the new hybrid that our founding fathers had in mind when they created this great nation that we all call home. You are neither democrat nor republican or even independent, you are America. You share the views of the majority of the working class of this country and when I say this it includes the rich to the poor, the key word is “working”. Rand people say your old man is just a tad bit on the crazy side with his ideas, I say they are scared because he is just another old white guy with progressive ideas that are game changers, you are the man that can bridge that gap between “crazy” and “game changer”. The Republican Party is in at a turning point in their existence and without drastic change they will fail. For years they have marched out the same old white guy with a tired agenda touting how he can fix everything with the same methods that failed the previous shuffle board playing blue hair trying to figure out why Florida looks a lot like DC while liberals sit back and laugh while enjoying yet another tofu and solar sandwich in their chauffeured electric car which was paid for with taxpayer dollars enjoying the fact that you will forever be stuck in neutral while they lap you faster than Ricky Bobby can say shake-n-bake. Well here is a little warning to those people who previously called campuses such as Berkley home….Rand Paul, Bobby Jindal, Marco Rubio, etc. (I’m still just humble enough to not add my name to the list quite yet) are the new rock stars on the block and they are just what this great nation needs to bring itself from the brink that we are teetering on and move us forward and continue to claim our spot at the top of the medal stand. Keep up the good fight Rand and if you need anyone to tap in for you on another marathon session on the floor give me a call, I’ll be your wing man anytime.

PS. Happy Friday peeps and the weather is looking sunny and warm for the weekend so enjoy it with a cocktail on the porch swing or wherever you may be and remember……If your aunt had nuts she would be your uncle.



  • RJ Cushing Just too drunk to taste that chicken
    Friday at 12:34pm via mobile · Like · 1
  • Ashley Sinclair Smiley Enjoyed reading this while I watched a local 'beggar' continually ask people coming out of bank for money (he's a regular here) and a woman light her cigarette and proceed to throw the garbage from her car out into the parking lot. As a bystander it really chaps my working class behind to see the disregard people have for all our privileges and blessings. The current administration is hell bent on equalization aka handouts and I'm ready for a 'change' before The majority of our nations people decide it's better for them to beg for money than work for it and that someone will be there to pick up the trash! I happily and willingly support Rand Paul and the randpac. I hope his momentum continues to increase and shapes the new 'conservative' party that is desperately needed to restore integrity and uphold our constitutional ideals!
    Friday at 12:43pm via mobile · Like · 3
  • Elliott Dickinson I totally agree Marcus Monroe. Lets hope these freshmen can shake and bake that far away land of smoke and mirrors.
  • Elliott Dickinson With support from people like you and rallying our troops I think we can do it
  • Sam Nevis Rudy- I don't know where you come up with this stuff! Clearly Danny is letting you out of the house way too much, but I love it- keep it coming!!!
  • Marcus Monroe Thanks Spade! I need to have a backup career just in case this farming thing doesn't work out.

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